Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Premier Post: Pearls Posterior to Pigs

Ha! A blog. And for whom? What have I got to say? nada? we'll see...

No misconceptions of casting pearly bits of blog wit before swine--when will anyone even read them? When pigs fly? (If they're not all grounded with the flu.) Since all the pigs are looking elsewhere right now, these bits of wit, when cast, will fall to their aft side and benefit from an affectionate rain of fertilizer.